Regular readers of my blog, Carrie Anne I'm looking at you...and only you, know that I got my camera stolen in New York City. What I needed was this guide by Andrew McDonald on how to not get it stolen. http://www.andrewmcdonald.net.au/a-pictorial-guide-to-avoiding-camera-loss/
Not sure it would actually work, but it's funny. Here is a gif, courtesy of daily gif blog.